var msg = new Array();

Stamp = new Date();

today = Stamp.getDate();

//put the tip of the day in each msg[x] string

//change tips each month, automatically switches every day

msg[0]="How do asteroid space slugs get so big?"

msg[1]="Aside from the occasional passing space ship,<br />what do those giant asteroid space slugs eat?"

msg[2]="Just who is that sad woman<br />that Leia remembers from her childhood?"

msg[3]="Threepio, calculate the odds of moisture farmers<br />on remote tatooine following the same<br />fashion trends as the Jedi council."

msg[4]="Our state-of-the-art space station<br />has a garbage monster to break down the trash?<br />What are we, the Flintstones?"

msg[5]="Just how does this Kessel Run work?"

msg[6]="Are you sure OSHA is ok with us having people working inside the barrel of our planet-destroying beam weapon?"

msg[7]="Why keep buying body armor<br>that won't even protect us from rocks<br>thrown by teddy bears?"

msg[8]="It's a covert operation on a forest moon,<br>better bring your camouflage poncho<br>...oh, and that slow-moving, shiny gold robot."

msg[9]="When did you already try it?<br>You dove down the garbage chute<br>like 3 seconds before me."

msg[10]="Why do we have to wait to clear the planet Yavin?<br />Can't we just blast through it?<br />C'mon, that would be a mouthful of AWESOME!!"

msg[11]="So, once we find the stolen plans,<br>the Death Star will be safe, right?<br>No chance they made a copy or emailed them?"

msg[12]="With a galaxy to chose from,<br>we are hiding Luke on the home world of the guy<br>we are hiding from? With that guy's only living relatives?<br>Should we at least change his last name?"

msg[13]="Our state-of-the-art space station<br />has a garbage monster to break down the trash?<br />What are we, the Flintstones?"

msg[14]="It's a covert operation on a forest moon,<br>better bring your camouflage poncho<br>...oh, and that slow-moving, shiny gold robot."

msg[15]="Why do we have to fly down this long trench?<br />Couldn't we just start our attack closer<br />to that exhaust port?<br><br>"

msg[16]="Why do we have to wait to clear the planet Yavin?<br />Can't we just blast through it?<br />C'mon, that would be a mouthful of AWESOME!!"

msg[17]="Just who is that sad woman<br />that Leia remembers from her childhood?"

msg[18]="Threepio, calculate the odds of moisture farmers<br />on remote tatooine following the same<br />fashion trends as the Jedi council."

msg[19]="What's the atmospheric pressure<br />of the inside of a space slug?"

msg[20]="Why do we have to fly down this long trench?<br />Couldn't we just start our attack closer<br />to that exhaust port?<br><br>"

msg[21]="How do asteroid space slugs get so big?"

msg[22]="When did you already try it?<br>You dove down the garbage chute<br>like 3 seconds before me."

msg[23]="Just who is that sad woman<br />that Leia remembers from her childhood?"

msg[24]="So, with a galaxy to chose from,<br>we are hiding Luke on the home world of the guy<br>we are hiding from? With that guy's only living relatives?<br>Should we at least change his last name?"

msg[25]="Threepio, calculate the odds of moisture farmers<br />on remote tatooine following the same<br />fashion trends as the Jedi council."

msg[26]="Is it my imagination, or has someone been<br />following just a few hundred meters behind us<br />since we left the Anoat system?"

msg[27]="Why do we have to wait to clear the planet Yavin?<br />Can't we just blast through it?<br />C'mon, that would be a mouthful of AWESOME!!"

msg[28]="For people living on a planet with two suns,<br />the inhabitants of Tatooine aren't very tan.<br /><br />"

msg[29]="I'm not all that good at telling stories...<br />unless I'm on Endor, in which case<br />I bust out the sound effects!<br /><br />"

msg[30]="Are you sure OSHA is ok with us having people working inside the barrel of our planet-destroying beam weapon?"

//write todays tip so that the tip number matches with the day

document.write(msg[today-1]);